Another Quick Tidbit...

Well, I've not updated twice in one day for a long time. I'm not as young as I used to be, I can't be doing this all the time like I used to. I'll wear myself out. I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was, so here goes.

Today I watched Mulan. I don't know what is possessing me to watch all of these movies and play all of these video games from my youth, but it's pretty fun. Today my brother and I bonded by playing a game that we used to play as children. It's called "Tecmo Baseball" and it's from 1994. This game is way old school. He beat me once by a few runs, and then we took a game into extra innings, where I launched a walk-off home run into the stratosphere. It was great. I was the Yankees and he was obviously the Red Sox, so I was calling the players by the names of the people that play now, regardless of who they actually were. Like if the left fielder threw the ball badly I'd say "Man, Matsui is sucking today." The only person on the roster that still plays there today (regardless of whether it's a good idea or not) is Bernie Williams.

I went to the ice cream place as well. Free ice cream because my mommy bought it. That was nice. Except as soon as we got in the car my brother and sister started bitching back and forth. Here's why. When we get into the car, one person has to go around to the other side and get into the empty seat. Here's what I'm thinking about all that. Would'nt it be a lot easier if you both climbed into the same side and the person going in first just climbed over to the other seat. No, that would be far too convenient. My sister is such a little bitch. Years of being spoiled rotten by both of my parents have contributed to it. The fact that she gets whatever the fuck she wants and/or needs when she wants and/or needs it has been pissing Joey and I off for years. With the way she acts during the day, my mom should be surprised when she comes home and finds that she hasn't been hanged from the basketball hoop. One of these days she's going to piss me off and I'm going to throw her out the window or something crazy like that.

So now I'm here watching Smackdown and thinking of something to entertain you with. Thanks to this little bit of loveliness, I'll have about two paragraphs of stuff to say tomorrow. Maybe I'll think of a story from a long time ago and reflect on its significance to my life. Yeah, that'll have to do, because I'm pulling for something to talk about.

The Yankees are playing tonight, which is something to look forward to. I'm anxious to see them take first place in the American League soon. Derrek Lee (whose name would be a lot cooler if it was spelled correctly) is leading all of the Triple Crown categories. He's batting like .376 with 31 homers and 78 RBIs or something like that. He's doing pretty well for himself. In other sports related news, Larry Brown's contract was bought out by Detroit and they hired Flip Saunders in his place. Larry Brown will end up coaching the Knicks, who will continue to suck, despite having a $10 million coach.

There. A little late night update for you to do what you will with. I think I'm going to go running tomorrow. I'm tired of just talking about it. I'm starting to go to Hell because I'm not getting outside enough. So that should be good. I'm done with all this. Hugs and hand pounds. "A-skeet-skeet-skeet" I'm out!

Derek